Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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