How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it was like eating out sand paper
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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