Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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