i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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