there was a trapeze. enough said
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
