I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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