You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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