i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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