Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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