i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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