And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
