PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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