This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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