I hate your face
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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