does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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