Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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