You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think I sprained my soul last night
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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