The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
do herpes really smell.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Randomize
