I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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