My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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