brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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