Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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