The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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