In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You've changed since you got that strap on
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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