Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Is that strawberry winking at me??
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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