...so i touched it.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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