do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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