i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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