Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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