is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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