I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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