This girl is more easily done than said...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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