Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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