god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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