Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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