Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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