So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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