Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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