i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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