Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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