areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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