dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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