I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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