Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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