I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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