Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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