last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
false alarm. still invincible.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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