If that was your dad, he is hot
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My vagina just recognized that song.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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