Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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