My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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