susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think people are normalizing furries
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
