Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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