I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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