I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
