I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
this will be a night to untag.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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