Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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