Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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