Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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