call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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