My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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